Patricia Mentzer

I haven’t spent much time thinking of how I would want to die but I have thought about my funeral. I want a Mariachi band playing ABBA hits before and after the ceremony and then playing traditional Mariachi songs at the after party. At then end of my service I want everyone to dance and sing along to the Lips, Inc. classic, “Funky Town.” Ideally my body will be cremated and used as fertilizer for an Oak tree someplace on the Central Coast.