Hope I die before I get old” The Who. Too late, getting older anyway, despite my best efforts to die young and in a blaze of glory and scandal. So then let it be this way, in my sleep of natural causes. Cremate me, I don’t care what you do with the ashes, my backyard would be fine. I want a party, I find funerals with people crying to be very tedious. Friends and family, convene and tell stories, lies, truths about me. Laugh a lot. Then be done with me, once and for all.I will be dead, I won’t mind.